THE GOOD

Gold: Beijing Huanying Ni

Admit it, you like it, too! It's catchy, well-made and strangely moving.

Silver: Nike 'Anytime'

Not quite shameless enough to qualify as corporate pandering, not quite hysterical enough to unseat Jackie Chan.

Bronze: International Olympic Committee "Celebrate Humanity"

In the end, this is what it's all about.

THE BAD

Gold: Leaked Opening Ceremonies Video

The link will probably be dead by the time you click on it, and good thing, too. We would have liked to keep the surprise. Thanks a lot Korea SBS

Silver: IOC "Best of Us"

Top-level athletes + Cheesy special effects + Overly melodramatic narration = I thought you were better than this, Roger Federer.

Bronze: Beijing "We Are Ready"

Ok, so I admit I got suckered into liking the Beijing Huanying Ni song, but even I can only handle so much Olympic sing-songiness before I get a little nauseated.

THE SHAMELESS

Gold: Adidas 'Together'

Could you be more obvious?

Silver: Coca-Cola 'Shuang'

A commercial with Liu Xiang, Guo Jingjing and Wang Lee-Hom? The Chinese consumer doesn't stand a chance.

Bronze: Kleenex presents "Let It Out: The Movie"

Subtler than most, but shameless nonetheless.