There is, without a doubt, that this upcoming Mid-Autumn Festival (aka the Moon Festival) and the National Day break will be the most complex in history.

Here's our Beijingologist version. Science (so-called) has proven that human beings are most receptive to color, not blah-ish dry text in

all black type

Ready?

• Friday, September 17, 2010: WORK

• Saturday, September 18, 2010: PLAY

• Sunday, September 19, 2010: WORK

• Monday, September 20, 2010: WORK

• Tuesday, September 21, 2010: WORK

• Wednesday, September 22, 2010: PLAY (Moon Festival!)

• Thursday, September 23, 2010: PLAY

• Friday, September 24, 2010: PLAY

• Saturday, September 25, 2010: WORK

• Sunday, September 26, 2010: WORK

• Monday, September 27, 2010: WORK

• Tuesday, September 28, 2010: WORK

• Wednesday, September 29, 2010: WORK

• Thursday, September 30, 2010: WORK

• Friday, October, 1, 2010: PLAY (National Day!)

• Saturday, October 2, 2010: PLAY

• Sunday, October 3, 2010: PLAY

• Monday, October 4, 2010: PLAY

• Tuesday, October 5, 2010: PLAY

• Wednesday, October 6, 2010: PLAY

• Thursday, October 7, 2010: PLAY

• Friday, October 8, 2010: WORK

• Saturday, October 9, 2010: WORK

• Sunday, October 10, 2010: PLAY

• Monday, October 11, 2010: PLAY

If your Beijingologist had a company, that'll be NO WORK on September 19 and PLAY from September 22 through October 10th.

If you've a whole load of un-done stuff (un-taken holidays, un-married weddings), now's the time to act! PLAY your cards right and get a whole month off — paid!

Ooh man. Life sure can be sweet...

(That Have a Break, Have a Kit Kat! ad sure comes into mind...)