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Are you serious? Xiaonei coming up huge
Posted May 7th 2008 5:30p.m. by jhaagen (China 2.0)

Zuckerberg, you have been superpoked!

Since first hearing about Xiaonei, I have never regarded it as much more than the Chinese ripoff of Facebook. Apparently I was wrong. Xiaonei is now one of the big boys.

If you are not familiar with the site, Xiaonei's creators didn't even ... Read more »

Clash between Pro-China and Pro-Tibet Demonstrators Divides US Campus
Posted Apr 15th 2008 5:54p.m. by jhaagen (China 2.0)

Given that I have some pretty strong allegiances to a number of Duke administrators, I may need to self-censor down the line if this story turns a LAX-brand-of-sour, but until then...

During the height of the protests or riots (depending on what side of that shibboleth you fall) in Tibet ... Read more »

Censorship Watch: April Fool's presents!
Posted Apr 11th 2008 12:48a.m. by jhaagen (China 2.0)

This is a little bit late, but I wanted to hold my tongue in case I had been duped by those April Fool's crazy Internet police mascots, Jingjing and Chacha...

But, it has been more than a week, so I feel comfortable at least expressing my pleasure at some ... Read more »

  • grace2maine I still can't get on xanga!!
  • juhuacha yeah, stupid white people aside... I like the idea of Jingjing and Chacha... I mean, just imagine how amazing that theme park ride would be ;)
  • rstadler hrw is human rights watch civisec is something about "internet security for civil society" These seem like obvious targets to be blocked. A less obvious example is something like octopuspie ...
  • jhaagen Thanks Russell. What are those sites for?
  • rstadler While much suddenly is unblocked, there's still much unavailable. Examples include hrw.org, civisec.org and other such sites.
China to endorse Obama?
Posted Apr 8th 2008 3:49p.m. by jhaagen (China 2.0)

Oh my god! There is an elephant in this room!

In the wake of huge protests in Paris that forced the Olympic Torch to be extinguished several times, and, more recently, protests at the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, it appears as if the torch relay is getting off ... Read more »

  • jhaagen the NYT says that an Olympic official in Paris claimed that although the outer flame was extinguished, some internal flame was going the whole time (or at least remained very ...
  • stonebanks Fuwas to the rescue! I am happy to report that the Tibetan Antelope Fuwa did not participate in any separatist activities and that the Flame triumphed yet again ... despite being ...
Blogging Will KILL YOU!
Posted Apr 7th 2008 3:57p.m. by jhaagen (China 2.0)

Trying to be a print journalist at the moment is sufficiently uncertain that declaring yourself as one tends to draw the same looks of concern as, say, majoring in dance at Sarah Lawrence. The transition in journalism has been well documented on Gawker, which has reported on a rash of ... Read more »

  • leemack There must be 400% more bars equipped with WiFi these days. Unfortunately, bloggers are too busy checking RSS feeds to drink effectively. They do take a lot of prescription drugs ...
Everyone stop working: Youtube is back
Posted Mar 24th 2008 4:48p.m. by jhaagen (China 2.0)

Just when I was starting to get a little bit too much work done, life got back to the way it should be.

Sometime yesterday, Youtube came back on. Very shortly after that, I became less concerned with filing a story on pricing segmentation, and much more on finding what ... Read more »

  • hanesplace With regards to the owned compilation: in the end, who is really owned? The would be pole dancer rendered a post-horse show Superman; the whip-lash'd rednecks whose Ford Escort ...
  • jhaagen Elyse Ribbons is now my mortal enemy
  • juhuacha Brilliant :) As in, the same way that Dook got owned at the game last weekend?
March Madness: End of first Weekend
Posted Mar 24th 2008 3:25p.m. by jhaagen (China 2.0)

I am desolated and distraught. All that I one knew to be good and true in the world has been destroyed.

Long ago, long ago, there was something in me, but now that thing is gone. Now that thing is gone, that thing is gone. I cannot cry. I cannot ... Read more »

March Madness: Day Three Predictions
Posted Mar 22nd 2008 4:14p.m. by jhaagen (China 2.0)

Well, we got a few more upsets on the second day with the 4 and 5 seeds all falling. Today also saw the best individual performance of the tournament from Davidson's Stephen Curry who scored 40 points in a win over Gonzaga (Honestly, it is amazing that Curry was ... Read more »

March Madness predictions Day 2
Posted Mar 21st 2008 3:08p.m. by jhaagen (China 2.0)

The first day of March Madness has come to a close. There were no great upsets other than perhaps the great ego that is OJ Mayo falling to the slightly less great ego that is Michael Beasley. The big story of day one is how the once mighty Blue Devils ... Read more »

  • 210gymboree So many nice girls and boys! Would you mind me saying hello to everyone?I am a Chinese girl in Wuhan, Grace Chen
  • rachels Miami is going to redeem my sunny, fake, plastic hometown from the recent debacle of my beloved Heat. Unfortunately, I need to stay away from March Madness or else I ...
  • chaagen Terry You have to pick all the games to win! LOL!
  • chaagen Davidson, Georgetown, Vanderbilt, Clemson, Drake, Uconn, Tennessee, Butler, Oklahoma, UNC, Louisville, Arkansas, St. Mary's, Texas, Oregon, Memphis.
  • juhuacha UNC, bee-otch :)
China is the top web market in the World
Posted Mar 19th 2008 5:35p.m. by jhaagen (China 2.0)

Recent reports from Reuters say that China has overtaken the US as the world's top Web market.

http://www.reuters.com/article/email/idUSSHA29750720080313

At the end of 2007, the China Internet Network Information Center claimed that China's population of Internet users totaled 210 million.

"Based on these ... Read more »

Making it through the day: February Edition
Posted Feb 27th 2008 11:12p.m. by jhaagen (China 2.0)

When an otherwise non-masochistic writer takes up the post of blogger columnist at City Weekend, he is wont to encounter a number of unforeseen indignities. From the often-hilarious claims of douchiness from the That’s Beijing’s forums to the photographic proof of that douchiness courtesy of City Weekend’s ... Read more »

  • jolingk youtube videos with local flavor: beijing's b-list celebs sing us a cross-country ballad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9BNtP9riWI and who can forget the migrant workers: http://www ...
  • chaagen Good election coverage material. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FvyGydc8no
  • jarjuna We can't leave out the culturally stimulating time wasters, care of Jimmy Kimmel.... http://youtube.com/watch?v=sIQrBouWRiE
  • hanesplace this falls under the heading of DIY--learn to make a sandwich so good it's dizzying! http://youtube.com/watch?v=MzOpjBOzMqA
I am Luminary, and so can you
Posted Feb 27th 2008 9:22p.m. by jhaagen (China 2.0)

For everyone reading this, we have already established that you have access to a computer and the wherewithal to access the inter-web, so I would love your insights on an upcoming project that may make use of your striking techno-savvy.

Next week, I will be speaking with my fellow "world-leading ... Read more »

Worst Olympic Sports
Posted Feb 22nd 2008 2:33p.m. by leemack (China 2.0)

Handball, or shouqiu in Chinese. This isn't the handball I learned in high school gym class, this is a combination of soccer and basketball and I had never even heard of it before I saw a primer on it on a bus this morning. Imagine a basketball game where ... Read more »

Kissinger deprives US fetishists yellow fever epidemic!
Posted Feb 15th 2008 5:22p.m. by jhaagen (China 2.0)

CNN has reported that back in 1973, during trade talks between Mao Zedong and then Secretary of State Henry Kissinger, the Chairman offered to send 10 million Chinese women to the United States

"You know, China is a very poor country," Mao is reported as saying. "We don't have ... Read more »

A treatise on the unacceptable
Posted Jan 25th 2008 1:56a.m. by jhaagen (China 2.0)

Far be it from me to tell you who you should have contempt for, but allow me a brief moment to let you know who makes my list. Right at the top are people who spent their junior semester abroad in Central America, and, upon their return, started referring to ... Read more »

  • gungho Beijing is so flattering to foreigners. Even the most rudimentary Chinese wins compliments.
  • epay file this one alongside the endless chorus of 'helloooo! howwww aahhhh youuuuu' that follows visible foreigners through the streets of any small city in china. it is difficult and admirable ...
  • kevinkclee This little thread has been the most hilarious thing I've read all day. The imagery of the monkey just killed me and everyone's bantering there after kept me ...
  • jhaagen Geez guys. Thanks for the nice comments on my post, but there is no need to go after someone just because they disagree. Mike, I appreciate your criticism. Would you ...
  • hanesplace Dear Mikenapp, In response to your request, I have re-read your post. As a student of Chinese myself, I appreciate your efforts to learn English. A few pointers, from a ...
Dropping the H Bomb
Posted Jan 19th 2008 9:43a.m. by jhaagen (China 2.0)

When I first came to China to teach in Shenyang, my students asked a lot of questions about how they could display proper etiquette in the West. At the time I offered a series of not-so-insightful pieces of advice like "don't spit on the floor" and "don't push ... Read more »

The Internet Highlight of My Life
Posted Jan 16th 2008 2:02p.m. by jhaagen (China 2.0)

I recently wrote a column on Internet notoriety, and how it represents a form of celebrity we haven't really seen before (http://www.cityweekend.com.cn/beijing/articles/cw-magazine/blogger/notorious-20/)

. In the article, I mentioned a poster on the That's Beijing (thebeijinger?) forums who had, when I ... Read more »

  • blurpooom 15 minutes of fame on interactive threads? All I can say is webcam, webcam, webcam! BLURPOOOM!
  • jeremyh J. Haagen! After the jonnyhondo blog got taken down, I feared your internet days had ended.
  • jhaagen Who and what were you referring to, Zhaopeng?
  • zhaopeng Register a screenname there.
  • mla35 always entertaining jonny... keep em coming
HOT SEX
Posted Jan 16th 2008 12:32p.m. by jhaagen (China 2.0)

People come to China for all sorts of reasons. Some come because they love Chinese language and culture. Others come to get rich, others for that noble expat goal of “finding oneself.” Then there is Clandestine782, a “reasonably well-endowed” senior member on the International Sex Guide forums. He came to ... Read more »

  • epay Hot damn, I got quoted in city weekend! I'm sending this link home to mom.
  • jeremyh Nice column, J.Haagen! Still hoping I can get an early look at www.jonnyhondo.com.
  • stonebanks "56,000 RMB a month on prostitutes"? That guy has definitely fulfilled his "Chu nan dream."
  • cihcoca I am not the native speaker, so I can not enjoy the criticized tone from the article. But this writing really let me to think a lot. China can fulfill ...
  • blurpooom chaagen, you misunderstand. I wasn't poking fun at the girls. I love the girls! Now, I know where to get more of them! BLURPOOM!

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