This list has been floating around the web for years, but it's still always a hilarious read. Have anything new to add? Some things I would suggest are...

• Upon entering an elevator, you position yourself directly in front of the doors, regardless of how many people are getting on/off before you.
  

• When using an ATM, you feel the need to only withdraw small sums of money, no matter how large an amount you really need. There is also the need to check the balance of your account at the end and beginning of each withdrawl, no matter how many people are waiting in line behind you.
  

• Napping on the bus, on the subway, in a taxi or at the office no longer seems strange to you.
  

• You no longer need a tissue to blow your nose.
  

• You draw characters on your hand to make yourself understood, even if the person you're talking to clearly doesn't speak Chinese, let alone read or write.
  

• You no longer wonder why the hoards of people fast asleep on tables at the Mcdonalds at 2am don't just go home to bed.
  
  

Here's the real list!!

1. A few shots of Bai jiu don't even give you a buzz.
   
2. A June 2001 Great Wall Cabernet (mixed with Sprite) is your vintage of choice
   
3. The China Daily is your source for hard hitting, fast breaking, investigative journalism.
   
4. You throw your used toilet paper in the basket (as a courtesy to the next person).
   
5. You think a 30 year old woman who carries a Hello Kitty lunch box is cute.
   
6. You believe that pressing the lift button 63 times will make it move faster.
   
7. Your colleagues eat sun-dried cuttlefish coated in sugar and you don't bat an eyelid.
   
8. You use the word "Ayyiieeaaahh" every few sentences to convey surprise, pleasure, pain or anger.
   
9. You think that a $7 shirt is a rip-off.
   
10. Walking across the street, against the light, in and out of traffic is a piece of cake.
    
11. Your definition of going home "early" or not staying out too late is around midnight.
    
12. When you take a cab, you give play-by-play driving directions to the driver.
    
13. The footprints on the toilet seat are your own.
    
14. You no longer wait in line, but go immediately to the head of the queue.
    
    
15. You stop at the top or bottom of an escalator to plan your day.
16. It becomes exciting to see if you can get on the lift before anyone can get off.
    
17. You no longer wonder how someone who earns US$ 400.00 per month can drive a Mercedes.
    
18. You accept the fact that you have to queue to get a number for the next queue.
    
19. You find that it saves time to stand and retrieve your hand luggage while the plane is on final approach.
    
20. You have developed an uncontrollable urge to follow people carrying small flags.
    
21. When listening to the pilot prove he cannot speak English, you no longer wonder if he can understand the air traffic controller.
    
22. You regard it as part of the adventure when the waiter correctly repeats your order and the cook makes something completely different.
    
23. You are not surprised when three men with a ladder show up to change a light bulb.
    
24. You throw your trash out the window of your house, your car or bus you are on.
    
25. You wear nylons when it is 30 degrees outside.
    
26. You honk your horn at people because they are in your way as you drive down the sidewalk.
    
27. You ride around on your bicycle ringing a bell for some unknown f*ing reason.
    
28. When shopping at Carrefour some laowai stares you down for catching you looking into his basket while you wonder to yourself what laowai's eat.
    
29. You have a pinky fingernail an inch long.
    
30. You forget that the other person needs to finish speaking before you can start.
    
31. You burp in any situation and don't care.
    
32. You see one foreign person eating Pineapple (or whatever) and say "Yes, all foreign people like Pineapple.
    
33. When you are able to jump the queue because the idiot laowai left 2 centimeters between themself and the person in front of them.
    
34. You talk louder than is necessary.
    
35. You get used to having a before dinner, during dinner, and after dinner cigarette.
    
36. You go to the local shop in pyjamas.
    
37. When looking out the window, you think "Wow, so many trees!" instead of "Wow, so much concrete!"
    
38. Pollution, what pollution?
    
39. You think "English literature major" is a polite way to say peanut brained bimbo.
    
40. Someone doesn't stare at you and you wonder why.
    
41. You (male) wear white socks with your business suits.
    
42. You don't bother to take the sticker off the lenses of your fake Ray-Bans.
43. Forks feel funny.
    
44. 250cc is a REALLY BIG motorcycle. (You think moving from a 125cc to a 150cc makes you more macho.)
    
45. Eating at "Western" restaurants, you wait until after dessert to drink your soup.
    
46. You salt your fruit.
    
47. You think of "salad" as diced apples in mayonnaise.
    
48. You eat at exactly the same time every day, whether you are hungry or not. Then eat again later when you ARE hungry.
    
49. You go to the hospital at the first signs of a cold.
    
50. You start recognising the chinese songs on the radio and sing along to them with the taxi driver.