Speaking of Rats... Hey, Lost Cell Phone!

My friend Su Fei of Sexy Beijing told me a few nights ago over dinner that because the Year of the Rat is my birth year, I was bound to be facing some bad luck. Incredulous, I waved her away and told her I didn't believe in any of that silly superstition, but she insisted that someone close to me gift me with something red that I could wear on my body at all times. Sadly, I didn't pay her any attention and have been greeted since with a whole slew of bad luck, which reached new heights when my cell phone fell out of my pocket this afternoon in a taxi.


  1. The story is simple. Girl in Beijing loses cell phone in taxi cab. Boo hoo hoo.
  2. The story becomes optimistic - cab driver calls girl to tell her he has her phone and will call back in half and hour to drop it off. Success!!
  3. The story takes a twist and the cab driver never calls back. Superstar Dan Ouyang makes a quick call for me to my phone, and it is revealed that the phone is now in the possession of a cranky woman who claims that she is in Tianjin and that she found the phone in a taxi cab and thus, it is now hers. Oh no!
  4. The story unfolds, and the fantastic reception team of the office of the girl calls the taxi company with the fapiao from the driver, only to learn that the cab driver is now claiming that he never had the phone to begin with and swears up and down that he never even called. Anger starts a-'brewing.
  5. The story gets official, and the reception team report lost phone and suspect activities to the police, and send off a 'ransom response' message to the girl's phone, stating that girl will paid hard earned cash in return for the phone. Cheeky receptionist chuckles and gleefully says 'Of course you won't pay her! If she comes, we call police!"
  6. The story stalls, and we hopefully wait for a response.


Since it's my own stupid fault for not carefully paying attention to my belongings, and because it's the Year of the Rat and the year of new beginnings and the Olympics and prosperity, I'm going to stay optimistic and hope whoever has my phone decides to push some good will my way and give me back my phone. My new years resolution is to be happier than I've ever been in my life, and to not stress out over the things that can't be helped. It's only one month into the new year but I'm already being tested!


Please, tell me some happy endings to your lost cell phone tragedies! What are my chances?


Posted Jan 25th 2008 5:47p.m. by jennwong
filed under Peking Skies

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davidfeng

Jenn... I really hope you get your mobile phone back...

10 months, 1 week ago

miao_wong

it's also my ben ming nian

10 months, 1 week ago

jennwong

hey we are twins then! do you know any of the superstitions and stories? is what su fei told me true?!

10 months, 1 week ago

davidfeng

My benmingnian (about two to three years ago) was an absolute disaster. Well, not quite, but I got hit by problem after problem. So I'd tread on your benmingnian with extra caution and care (apologies for the Chinglish if it applies). Mind the gap!

(BTW, I used to be a total disbeliever in superstitions. I still maintain a more-than-unhealthy grain of salt against them.)

10 months, 1 week ago

jennwong

how do I find out what I can do to make my ben ming nian less painful!?

10 months, 1 week ago

leemack

where are my effing reviews?

10 months, 1 week ago

stonebanks

That stinks. I have left my phone at restaurants twice in Beijing. Both times I came back the next day and found it without any hassle. Good luck.

Also: Call me!!! I need to talk about getting a photo from you. Dan has my number.

10 months, 1 week ago

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