aka_angel: In a biology class the teacher asks, "Can anyone tell me why a flounder is flat?" Little johnny raises his hand, "I know, I know." "Go ahead Johnny." "My uncle told me it's because a whale raped the flounder." "That's terrible Johnny. I'll have to speak to your parents. Let's try another one. Why does a lobster's eyes protrude from its head?" Again Johnny raised his hand. "We'll give you another chance." "My uncle said when the whale raped the flounder, the lobster saw it"
mattaya: If the Ocean could give us Advice it would go like this: Be Shore of Yourself, Come out of your shell, take time to coast, avoid pier pressure, sea life's beauty, don't get tide down and most of all Make Waves!
jaseminsibo: I love ancient traditions. Though in the 21st century it may defy logical thinking and practicality, i love it for its roots, family bonding and how it enriches the practitioners' lives with steep culture. check out www.zhupearl.com for a modern twist on ancient Chinese traditions!
jaseminsibo: Yup mama is always the wisest. Especially when it comes to love, it can't be forced or orchestrated. Short of enlisting under dating sites and programs. True love is like a flower, it'll bud and blossom in its own sweet timing. And for it to last, it needs to be watered with love, grace, sweetness and understanding. http://www.epiphanystories.com read it!
jaseminsibo: This is an interesting article! Well i personally think when it comes to sex and what happens in the bedroom, chuck our logical brain at the door and just follow our heart and desires! As humans i think at times we think too much especially when it comes to matters of the heart. Too many cooks spoil the soup, so too much thinking ruins the libido.