Win FREE tickets to Christina Aguilera. Yes, it's in Shanghai, but you know you want to see this show
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- Shanghai Grand Stage Details
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Emma
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We're back in the mood to give and keep on giving. These tickets don't come easily. We had to pry them out of the organizer's hands, Emma. But we get it, she's popular and even if you don't like her music, she did make out with Madonna (much better than Brittney if you ask us). So as always, join in the conversation below to win a pair of FREE tickets to the show. No strings attached.
The most creative comment wins a pair of free tickets to the one night show. Thanks again to Emma for catching Christina on her way up to further stardom instead of on the way down. We think. For more info, visit Emma
What's the most outrageous thing Christina will do on stage in China?
Post your responses below to win a pair of free tickets. Winner will be announced day before show (June 25th).
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Uh, by the way, Emma just confirmed that those free tickets just went up to RMB 1,600 each. Thank you Emma! Now come on, what would Christina do on stage?
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Jump out of a wedding cake with Britney Spears and tongue-kiss Madonna. Oh wait, that's already happened....
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She is on stage and will kiss very intimatly a statue of Mao Tse dong :-)
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She will take the stage in a blue silk tight qipao, Shanghai 20s style. ;)
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She will interact with the audience in the front rows, teasing and tantalising them with her maneuvers, and some poor man in the front row will faint. Christina will then sexily throw ice all over him for dramatic effect, the whole while continuing to perform for the rest of us.
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She will appear on stage performing a duet together with Jay Chou of her new rendition of Dong Fang Hong singing in fluent Chinese. This song will instantly become the most listened to song in the world, setting the stage for Christina to be the new Coco Lee of China. She will simultaneously announce her engagement to Jay Chao and her appointment to the NPCCC. They will have beautiful pop star babies twins who will rock our world! Now if that isn't crazy fantasy I don't know what is. Christina if you read this... this is your path to Mega Star fame.. No doubt... You can thank me later... (-:
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she announces that she has recently attained the level grand wizard of elements on the world of warcraft and invited her fans to join her to defeat the evil forces of throughout the land (at the afterparty).
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During the Christina Aguilera concert, a XXX XXX falls from the above. It immediately jumps on Christina and XXX against her XXX XXX. Then Christina XXX the XXX in the XXX and XXX a XXX off the XXX. She then XXX a XXX of XXX off the XXX. After XXX minutes of XXX the XXX onstage, she finally XXX it and XXX it XXX At the end of the concert, Christina quickly XXX the nearest XXX.
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an alien will pop out of her stomach, run and latch on to a fan's face, breed more aliens that pop out of stomachs, multiply and dominate the planet
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She will enter the stage disguised as a little cute chinese schoolgirl, acting shy. Than suddenly spits on the stage, making a real chinese "chrrrrrrrrt" in her microphone, shocking the audience. Until she pulls down her black wig and starts singing her "dirrrrty"-song.
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To start the show, she'll crank a beat Shake her booty, turn up the heat We’ll clap our hands; move our feet She’ll make sure we jump off our seats.
She’ll stroke her thighs, hum a low E Flick her hair, cry that high C Pump us up to make sure that we Sing along to every melody.
She’ll belt out notes to show off range Thrill us with each costume change Show Chinese there’s nothing strange About being BLESSED, it can be arranged.
She'll bat her eyes and lick her lips Flirt with guys and gyrate her hips And on the Grand Stage that’s fully lit She’ll belt out all her top 40 Hits.
Let’s look at what she’s done in the past Kissed Madonna, paraded her ass She’s gotten DIRTY and mouthed some sass Then BACK to the BASICS to add some class.
To do something that will cause a row She’ll seductively eat a xiao long bao Dance with someone dressed as Mao, Show off her Mandarin and say “Ni Hao”.
Then, to put the censors to the test She’ll tease the crowd; and get undressed, We all know what she might do next Simulate relations with the opposite sex.
But the real question for all of you What IS the most outrageous thing she'll do? Christina, her dancers, her band, her crew Will ROCK SHANGHAI through and through!
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Wow. Not a bad response for Beijing.
Congrats to acecushy for winning front row passes to see Christina in concert!
Sad you didn't win? There's more chances to see local bands in Beijing! Check out the contest for Tag Team's Ch+Indie festival. There will be no front row seats but there will be tee shirts, passes and erguotou. We heart Beijing!
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Oh! I'm sorry. Did you want the longest comment about Christina's concert? I thought you were looking for the most creative comment. My mistake.
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I find it interesting how acecushy just managed to submit that comment hmm 24 min before the final decision was taken by city weekend. if i didn't know better this would seem like a genuine case of fixing. I mean that was a very good comment, (although more of a creative poem than something she would do in the show) i mean honestly don't want to be a spoiled sport here, but the task was to invent something crazy that Christina would do onstage. The task was not to find an creative way of expressing what she would do. Acecushy's comment was quite talentfull but reminds me more of an english project in highschool asking you to make a creative text. I guess its always the same with these things. No one likes to loose. But i do have issues with the decision. Would like to see clearer guidelines in the future. And just one more question, why did the competition end at 3.06pm when it was meant to end at 12pm? My final critique.... Its a pretty simple rhyming poem. Its not like there are amazing english skills at stake here. Thats it from me... i hope you guys agree with me... Sorry if you think i'm being a spoilt sport. I just am absolutely in love with Christina. I want to marry her.. hmm.. good thing i didn't win those tickets.. i might have gotten myself thrown out with my rendition of Dong Fang Hong. (-:
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My sentiments exactly (mathiasboyer). It all seemed a bit rather last minute. I'm very happy for the winner, but next time clearer guidelines, and fairness would be appreciated. Thanks S
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I'm a little late to the party, but for the record here's my ode to Christina and her brand of music. Doesn't quite seem to rhyme though...
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Christina is a singer, I really love to mock!
Her music is insipid, her lyrics inhale
Cocktails are a beverage, please drink in quite a bit,
While listening to her music, because it sounds like
Shih Tzus are too docile, don't take them to a hunt!
In half of Christie's photos you can almost see her
Kant, the philosopher, would really feel quite sick
At guys who like this bimbo cos she gives them a hard
Dictate what I'm saying, cos it will bring you luck
And if you all don't like it, I don't really give a hoot.
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What's the most outrageous thing Christina will do on stage in China?
Post your responses below to win a pair of free tickets. Winner will be announced day before show (June 25th).