For most Chinese, Spring Festival is not a time to relax--rather, it's an intense battle that starts with huge queues for train tickets and a tough, long ride home. Recently, a girl surnamed Wang in Beijing was inspired by the tough experience and created a series of wacky carry-ons for the battle ahead. It tickled the funny bones of Chinese netizens and quickly became a hot topic on Weibo last week. Here’s part of her list:

Pointed, riveted shoes: To protect feet from being stepped on in crowds.

Tattoo stickers: Put on a temporary tattoo to give the impression that you're are a tough gangster not to be f*ed with.

Anti-theft underwear: A safe space for you most valuable documents and/or cash as a safeguard against thieves or robbers.

Mini-mahjong table: For some fun on the interminable train rides.

Adult diapers: Just in case during long train or bus rides.

Foldable Stool: Take a seat. Anywhere, anytime.

Following the release of the list, a shopping website soon offered “Spring Festival Carry-ons” themed items. While most netizens found the list funny, some found it retarded, pathetic and sad. Boo to them. Either way, we're glad we found it--it's a fun glimpse at the tough battle ahead to make it home.