OMFG . . . MIDI Shanghai, MIDI Shanghai . . .

Didn't we all learn a valuable lesson last month about believing what we read on Facebook?

Unless you've just moved to Shanghai or China, you should already know that large-scale rock festivals are never totally confirmed until the bands are onstage and hundreds of people are lined up for over-priced yangrou chuan.

So why do we go on and on about location and dates, when nothing is confirmed?

If you believe everything you read on Facebook, than you'd know that I am not only the messiah, but also the greatest living American.

Everyone knows that if you want the facts you check MySpace . . .

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