Ok, now I know that no one in this town thrives on retention, which is why I'm going to give you a heads up on something.

Something, well - big.

If you're cool, then you already know about the party of the summer happening this Sunday - and, trust me, I ain't talking no 'let's see how many Italian men and Russian girls can pollute the water' Pool Party.

We're talking PH1 - on a terrace that all of us, at one point or another, have been lucky enough to be on...and a hot tub some of you keep hoping to be lucky enough to be in. Is it on the Bund? Well, it's close - but none of this glitz and glam - its more of a house party.

A big house party. With free drinks from 1-5p (20 kuai thereafter). And food. Think this is some horrible thing thrown by those guys from the vodka company that owe half of the town money? Nope. It's big enough to get this lineup of DJ's.:

Jon White Jef Cheah Scott Hess (best in town, shit you not) Chapin Melcher

So, see you Sunday; just don't forget that card...don't have one? Better ask around this weekend, 'cause they ain't lettin ya in without one, no matter how well you know Cedric M.