This Saturday two dance DJs will battle it out for your heard- earned kuai. DJ Bone comes out spinning soulful Detroit techno on 3 turntables at The Shelter, and DJ Sasha hits back with progressive trance off a computer at JJ2.

Bone clocks in at 132 to 138 bpm. While not a household name, Bone is plenty respected for his turntable skills and proudly Detroit techno groove. He’s lean, hungry, and contending for 60 RMB.

Sasha clocks in at 128 bpm on the nose. He’s been reigning champ for a while, and comes to town promoting a new album. But maybe the years are getting to him; he’s a bit heavy at 350 RMB.

Venues will be a big factor in the decision. The Shelter is celebrating one year of their special emphysema- inducing brand of musical diversity and cheap cocktails. Bone is fighting from the shadows.

JJ2 is aiming squarely at the mainstream with guns blazing. Sasha’s throwing down tracks under some serious neon light.

Which artist will take home the title for Saturday Night Champ? Both, probably, for their respective crowds. The bottom line is despite the cold snap you better be dancing on Saturday.