That's right. This 60-minute oil body massage worth RMB690 is all about four hands and two massage therapists working on your broken, battered, worn-out body. After five minutes, all the dirty jokes (yes, we know, we thought them all too) will melt away to pure bliss.

We nobly tried it out for you, as we have to make sure you're getting the best, and highly recommend it - check out our review here

To Win

Answer the question below before Sunday, March 21. The most creative answer wins. The winner will be announced on March 23.

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Why is four hands better than two hands? (Remember, be creative)

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